Back uptown on the Broadway Line
To have a real good time with some friends of mine
We're gonna dance and fight by the roaring tide
And we can drink and drive cause we already died
We can drink
We can drive
Cause we already died

Woke when my phone first got your message
Chopped up in twisted metal wreckage
My guts thrown astray
Up and down the whole West Side Highway
And I can sense the pangs of a
Hunger that I ain't known yesterday

Now I'm headed back uptown on the Broadway Line
To have a real good time with some friends of mine
We gonna dance and fight by the roaring tide
And we can drink and drive cause we already died
We can drink
We can drive
Cause we already died

Bad news for you this ain't the movies
You wanna come at us ya best pack an uzi
Yet in my revelry
Had a moment of some clarity
It suddenly occurred to me
That I hadn't called my girl in days

So let's go back uptown on the Broadway Line
To have a real good time with some friends of mine
We gonna dance and fight by the roaring tide
And we can drink and drive cause we already died
We can drink
We can drive
Cause we already died

Dump the vodka whiskey rum tequila and the gin down the drain
I'm bringin long a crew with me tonite and all we gonna drink is brains
A small intestine with kidney
Would really hit the spot for me
We called for an ambulance and braced for their arrival
But when they came to revive us
We were chewin on the Uber driver

Sure hope the cops all learned they're lesson
If the perp is undead don't arrest him
And I heard the newsman say
National Guard is on the way
And if they're late then hey hey hey
Baby we gonna party everyday

So let's go back uptown on the Broadway Line
To have a real good time with some friends of mine
We gonna dance and fight by the roaring tide
And we can drink and drive cause we already died
We can drink
We can drive
Cause we already died

We can drink
We can drive
Cause we already died